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Name: Phat
Birthday: 4/2/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: I love three things. Can you guess what they are?
Expertise: Ambiguity.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Textiles
Message: message me
AIM:  Fetisov Jr
Member Since:
2/17/2004
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| This is really a strange thing for me, journal writing. But, once
you post something, it's there to stay, and I've gotten sick of looking
at my old posts and having people read them, so I decided to do a few
updates and bump those antique entries off the main page. Yes,
painfully, Brianna was right, it was almost two years that I went
without updating, not just one. Thank you for the research.
In my last entyr, I also forgot to include how amazingly dorky (that's
Australian for "awesome!") my big sister is (looove you)  .
Well for those of you who weren't aware, I was part of the world renown
College variety show: Celebration! It was about a week ago, and I
was a superhost! You can check out my fellow hosts and my bio on
this page: http://www.rc.edu/celebration/hosts.php.
And don't mind the picture on there, I look much cooler in real
life...but I am really that handy with automobiles. Also, my
birthday was last week. Many thanks to those who acknowledged it
and reminded me I'm a year closer to walking with a cane. I've
been looking at canes, you can get sweet ones with finished colored
wood and a gold eagle on the handle. I can't wait. In the
past week or so I've learned you can get chicks by playing just about
any instrument, even the bagpipes or didgeridoo or accordion, as long
as you were never in marching band. Strange world. I was
homeless this weekend. It was amazing. Okay, I've gotta
save some words for next time. Until then, peace!
Always Yours,
Doctor Fresh
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| (sing this:) This site is bananas! B-a-n-a-n-a-s! THIS SITE IS
BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!! (now applaud and cheer uncontrollably)
Well folks it's been a good almost a year since I got on this machine
and disclosed my secrets to the world. I'm back now, maybe, and
will once again be exposed to the harsh world of internet
journaling. I wasn't going to do this again, and then I realized
that I had more pages of comments than entries, and that means my
adoring fans are BEGGING for more...and as any good journalist knows,
you must give the people what they want. So here I am! Now
that my ego's fully inflated, I would like to -- eh, wait..."ego" makes
me think of "eggo" and that of course makes me think of waffles,
delicious belgian, whipped cream- and strawberry- and other sugary
goodness-topped waffles, mmmmm. I think I'll go make one; our
awesome and convenient cafeteria has a waffle maker, and I am long
overdue for some Pat-made waffles. Maybe I'll disclose some
secrets on the next entry...dun dun dun. Alright Dawn, Larissa, I
have completed my end of the bargain...FINALLY. And Kendi, you
had BETTER GO TO CAMP this summer!! It will
Change Your Life!
I'll be back.
Love,
The Phatness
 | Currently Listening
Hellogoodbye
By Hellogoodbye
Every track put together (that's not the name of the song)
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| Whoa Hey Wait a minute! Referring back to a comment posted by sweetlittlegal on 2/17/2004 at 11:20, my mother reads these! Man, I've really gotta clean up my page and add some scripture to my xanga! So, if any of you notice a change of character in me through my xanga page, remember, she could always be watching...*sigh* just when I thought I was free...
External circumstances notwithstanding, I'm sorry it's been so long since I've written in here last. Apparently I'm terrible at xanga'ing, and after reading my ecomments for the first time today, I'm not the only one who thinks this.
To any who may have disagreed with my opinion on the taste of Green Goodness: burn burn burn. Eh, I mean, Adrienne made me write it, I really have no clue how Green Goodness tastes. But, I doubt it can be that good, because anyone who needs to ADVERTISE how good something is in the title of it can't be that good at all, else it would be self-selling/advertising. Something like that, right? Well, it's like all those dumb shirts girls wear that say "Princess" or "Angel" or "Cutie" or "Flirt" on them; if you truly were that, you wouldn't have to wear a shirt that says you are to prove it. Am I Blind??? Or STUpid?!!? NOOO...they are...heh...
Furthermore, uh, Kari, Kara, please keep your children under control.
Thank you, that's all. See you tomorrow everybody. | | |
| Green Goodness (the fruit drink) really sucks, even if you drink it five minutes later. My hat says "Alaska" on the back and the front, so I'm cool either way. Get it, "cool"?? Sigh... | | |
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